Honestly, do I really need to go see this awful upcoming Cameron Diaz movie because Alec Baldwin and Emily Deschanel are in it? Talk to me about the length of their respective parts, please.

THIS JUST IN: JACK AND LIZ TOTALLY LOVE EACH OTHER.

I LOVE JIMMY AND TINA SO MUCH.

I wanted to post a longer entry about the episode after watching it again, but there are no words. NO WORDS.

Best episode of the season?

Yay -- there will be a 30 Rock season 4! Also, Jon Hamm is awesome!

These are the BEST SHOES EVER, my friends. To prove this point, I will show you how awesome they look on Tina Fey.

( Please note: There is a chance that this is my scariest LJ post since I posted 32 pictures of Stephanie March on her 32nd birthday. You have been warned. )

I love you, Tina Fey!

Forthcoming: An epic post on your shoes. Seriously.

I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT EVEN.

SERIOUSLY, INTERNET. YOU KNOW WHO ARE NOT FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER? THESE PEOPLE:

Um. I've had a very long day. I've barely slept, I've spent the whole day writing a paper, and I've only eaten really horrible food. So...there is a chance that I'm hallucinating here, but...is Larry King really having on a FACE TRANSPLANT PATIENT on his show, and running the promos during an Alec Baldwin interview? BECAUSE REALLY, THAT IS HILARIOUS.

What the what?

I don't even know where to begin.

ETA: What the WHAT? Part II.

1. IT'S SNOWING!

2. TV Guide says Jack and Liz are the couple of the year! Suck it, other couples!

I'm so confused by last night's SVU. It didn't suck! What the hell? There were no crazy twists and turns (save Barry's pornographic hard drive), and the crime that occurred at the beginning of the episode was actually the one solved at the end. IT WAS LIKE SEASON TWO OR SOMETHING.

Also: Kim is hot. I love her. I feel that she's trying to channel Alex, but I really don't mind. I am just so relieved that I don't have to look at that ridiculous Diane Neal any longer. Please fade into obscurity, Diane Neal.